12. Gun Show. It's sketchy in the PDX.
11. This time, you won't have to push me 5 minutes into the race......I hope.
10. I will channel the Badger, and smite our enemies.
9. I spend so much time in my Pain Cave, I decorated it with Ikea furniture. Mmmmm, comfy.
8. Man beer.
7. I look good in pink.
6. I am great to draft off of, unless I have had a burrito.
5. I spent my kids' college fund at Studio Velo.
4. I wore out my Big Ring.
3. I am the only one who knows where we are going.
2. Rapha Whore.
And the #1 reason why I deserve to be on the team......I will not have to stop for refreshments during the ride.
Total comedy, you rule! Got some more mtn bike races comin' up... u in?
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Cisco--
ReplyDeletealways up for a nearby mtb race. off to Tahoe this weekend for altitude training. ;)
You should be first on the list Hobbsy, and don't forget, we could still put an english team in there!
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