The Rapha Gentlemen's Race is coming up in 5 weeks. Competition is hot for a place on the six man team. Here are the top 12 reasons why I should make the squad.
12. Gun Show. It's sketchy in the PDX.
11. This time, you won't have to push me 5 minutes into the race......I hope.
10. I will channel the Badger, and smite our enemies.
9. I spend so much time in my Pain Cave, I decorated it with Ikea furniture. Mmmmm, comfy.
8. Man beer.
7. I look good in pink.
6. I am great to draft off of, unless I have had a burrito.
5. I spent my kids' college fund at Studio Velo.
4. I wore out my Big Ring.
3. I am the only one who knows where we are going.
2. Rapha Whore.
And the #1 reason why I deserve to be on the team......I will not have to stop for refreshments during the ride.