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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Lightlane....a cool solution for the wrong problem

This seems like a neat product.....



until one realizes that the problem is not that the motorist cannot see you....it is that they are an idiot and just not paying attention.

If you are going to put a frickin' laser beam on the frickin' bike, do it properly, like so...



Driver chatting on the cell phone and doesn't see you? No problem. When you pump 200 gigawatts into them, they will notice you in the split second before they vaporize.

Where this product is quite useful is in maintaining the moral high ground when caught riding drunk. "Sure I was weaving, officer, but I was staying in my lane."


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